That's right. The surgeries were successful and it has finally happened. My cumbersome and useless legs have been removed and officially replaced with the more appropriate equipment. I know it sounds a little extreme, but how was I supposed to get full use of my gills if I didn't pull the trigger on the tail? I guess you could say I was born with SID (Species Identity Disorder). Please email me at beatrixcarroll@gmail.com if you are interested in having a live mermaid attend your child's party for a small fee. And to answer your next question, I got it on the internets. It's custom-made by Canadians. JEALOUS?!?!?