Hi! My name is Beatrix Carroll but call me Betsy. I am a Software Engineer--both Machine Learning and fullstack. (Click HERE to download my resume.) I am also an artist. I am also a mermaid. Most importantly, I am a STAND UP COMIC! But I am also so much more (see left). I really love hobbies so I have a lot of them. I am a busy woman. I'll sleep when I'm dead!!! Also, hopefully, I will do my laundry, pay my taxes, and clean up my desktop then.
You might wanna social network me but...
FACEBOOK? I'll just wait for the FaceMovie....
TWITTER? I hardly know 'er!
INSTAGRAM? I'd rather have an instaKILO!